Ok, lets start with the Poultry Tale. Now. You may point out:
- When did poultry last have tales?
- That's a song!
- Welcome to Wales!
- Please drive carefully.
All except the last two are sort of logical. Ok. Poultry have never had tales. And yes. It is a song. It's the first song in my play "Honk". You should all come and see it. Ask me if you wanna buy tickets. I have no idea when it is.
Next is an Unusual Nativity. Currently in a total shambles. Lets move on.
A hell of a lot of Christmas Parties. There are. Really!
